| ! |
I have a comment |
| ? |
I have a question |
| @TEOTD |
At The End Of The Day |
| \M/ |
Heavy Metal Music |
| ^5 |
High Five |
| ^RUP^ |
Read Up Please |
| ^URS |
Up Yours |
| <3 |
Heart |
| 02 |
Your (or my) two cents worth |
| 1174 |
Nude club |
| 121 |
One to one |
| 1337 |
Elite |
| 143 |
I love you |
| 14AA41 |
One for All and All for One |
| 182 |
I hate you |
| 19 |
0 hand |
| 20 |
Location |
| 2B or not 2B |
To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2BZ4UQT |
Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G |
Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT |
Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro |
Tomorrow |
| 2nite |
Tonight |
| 2U2 |
To You Too |
| 404 |
I haven’t a clue |
| 411 |
Information |
| 420 |
Marijuana |
| 459 |
I love you |
| 4COL |
For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE |
ForEver And Ever |
| 4ever |
Forever |
| 4NR |
Foreigner |
| 4Q |
F*** You |
| 5FS |
5 Finger Salute |
| 8 |
Oral sex |
| 831 |
I Love You |
| 86 |
Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out |
| 9 |
Parent is watching |
| 99 |
Parent is no longer watching |
| A/S/L/P |
Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| A3 |
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
| AAAAA |
American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF |
As A Friend |
| AAK |
Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI |
As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR |
At Any Rate |
| AAR8 |
At Any Rate |
| AAS |
Alive And Smiling |
| AATK |
Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF |
As Always, Your Friend |
| AB |
Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWTITB |
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABT2 |
About To |
| ACD |
Alt Control Delete |
| ACE |
Access Control Entry |
| ACK |
Acknowledgement |
| ACORN |
A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person |
| ADAD |
Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB |
All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH |
Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP |
Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN |
Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now |
| ADR |
Address |
| AEAP |
As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY |
A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP |
A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC |
As Far As I’m Concerned |
| AFAICS |
As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT |
As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK |
As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR |
As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU |
As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI |
As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP |
As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC |
As Far As You’re Concerned |
| AFC |
Away From Computer |
| AFDN |
Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO |
Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA |
As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI |
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFJ |
April Fools Joke |
| AFK |
Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill |
| AFPOE |
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT |
About F***ing Time |
| AFZ |
Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB |
Almost Good Bridge |
| AGKWE |
And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU |
And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle |
| AIGHT |
All Right |
| AIH |
As It Happens |
| AIMB |
As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP |
Always In My Prayers |
| AISB |
As I Said Before |
| AISE |
As I Said Earlier |
| AISI |
As I See It |
| AKA or a.k.a. |
Also Known As |
| ALAP |
As Late As Possible |
| Alcon |
All Concerned |
| ALOL |
Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL |
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG |
Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP |
As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible |
| AMBW |
All My Best Wishes |
| AMF |
Adios Mother F***er |
| AML |
All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS |
All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS |
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD |
And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANGB |
Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS |
All Of A Sudden |
| AOB |
Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON |
Apropos Of Nothing |
| AP |
Apple Pie |
| AS |
Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject |
| ASAFP |
As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAMOF |
As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP |
As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT |
As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL |
Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH |
Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATAB |
Ain’t That A Bitch |
| ATC |
Any Two Cards |
| ATSL |
Along The Same Line |
| ATST |
At The Same Time |
| ATW |
All the Web -or- Around the Web |
| AWC |
After While, Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA |
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY |
Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP |
Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC |
All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL |
Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTW |
A Word To The Wise |
| AYC |
Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky |
| AYCE |
All You Can Eat |
| AYK |
As You Know |
| AYOR |
At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS |
Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB |
And You’re Telling Me This Because |
| AYV |
Are You Vertical? |
| B&F |
Back and Forth |
| B/C |
Because |
| B4 |
Before |
| B4N |
Bye For Now |
| B4U |
Before You |
| B4YKI |
Before You Know It |
| BAC |
Bad Ass Chick |
| BAG |
Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin |
| BAK |
Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF |
Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| banana |
Penis |
| BARB |
Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain |
| BAU |
Business As Usual |
| BB |
Be Back |
| BB4N |
Bye Bye for Now |
| BBAMFIC |
Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBB |
Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG |
Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM |
Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN |
Bye Bye for Now |
| BBIAB |
Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF |
Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS |
Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW |
Be Back In A While |
| BBL |
Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC |
Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBN |
Bye Bye Now |
| BBR |
Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS |
Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service |
| BBSD |
Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL |
Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT |
Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW |
Big Beautiful Woman |
| BC |
Because |
| BCBG |
Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle |
| BCBS |
Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU |
Be Seeing You |
| BCOZ |
Because |
| BD |
Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M |
Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC |
Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com |
| BDN |
Big Damn Number |
| BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
| beos |
Nudge |
| BF |
Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features |
| BFD |
Big F***ing Deal |
| BFE |
Bum F*** Egypt |
| BFF |
Best Friends Forever |
| BFFN |
Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE |
Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN |
Bye For Now |
| BFR |
Big F***ing Rock |
| BHAG |
Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG |
Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl |
| BHIMBGO |
Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| BHOF |
Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI5 |
Back In Five |
| BIBI |
Bye Bye |
| BIBO |
Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF |
Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget |
| BIL |
Brother-In-Law |
| BIOIYA |
Break It Off In Your Ass |
| BION |
Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYE |
Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP |
Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN |
Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITCH |
Basically In The Clear Homey |
| BITD |
Back In The Day |
| BITFOB |
Bring It The F*** On, Bitch |
| BJ |
Blow Job |
| BJJDI |
Billy Joel Just Drove In |
| BKA |
Better Known As |
| BL |
Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB |
Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| BM |
Byte Me |
| BMF |
Bad Mother F***er |
| BMGWL |
Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOF |
Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA |
Byte Me On The Ass |
| BNDN |
Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF |
Big Name Fan |
| BO |
Bug Off -or- Body Odor |
| BOB |
Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC |
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE |
But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOFH |
Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA |
Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BON |
Believe it Or Not |
| BOTEC |
Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH |
But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM |
Big Person Little Mind |
| BR |
Bathroom |
| BRB |
Be Right Back |
| BRT |
Be Right There |
| BS |
Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain |
| BSAAW |
Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE |
Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSEG |
Big Sh** Eating Grin |
| BSF |
But Seriously, Folks |
| BSOD |
Blue Screen of Death |
| BT |
Byte This |
| BTA |
But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks |
| BTDT |
Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS |
Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTFO |
Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over |
| BTHOOM |
Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTN |
Better Than Nothing |
| BTSOOM |
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT |
Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top |
| BTW |
By The Way |
| BTWBO |
Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILW/U |
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BW |
Best Wishes |
| BWDIK |
But What Do I Know |
| BWL |
Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO |
Black, White or Other |
| BYKT |
But you Knew That |
| BYOA |
Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB |
Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer |
| BYOW |
Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine |
| BZ |
Busy |
| C&G |
Chuckly and Grin |
| C/P |
Cross Post |
| C/S |
Change of Subject |
| C4N |
Ciao For Now |
| CAAC |
Cool As A Cucumber |
| CAS |
Crack A Smile |
| CB |
Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break |
| CBB |
Can’t Be Bothered |
| CBF |
Can’t Be F***ed |
| CBJ |
Covered Blow Job |
| CD9 |
Code 9 – it means parents are around |
| CF |
Coffee Freak |
| CFV |
Call For Vote |
| CHA |
Click Here Asshole |
| CIAO |
Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO |
Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW |
Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID |
Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace |
| CIS |
CompuServe Information Service |
| CLM |
Career Limiting Move |
| CMAP |
Cover My Ass Partner |
| CMF |
Count My Fingers |
| CMIW |
Correct Me if I’m Wrong |
| CMU |
Crack Me Up |
| CNP |
Continued in Next Post |
| COB |
Close Of Business |
| COD |
Change Of Dressing |
| Cof$ |
Church of Scientology |
| CofS |
Church of Scientology |
| COS |
Change Of Subject |
| C-P |
Sleepy |
| CRAFT |
Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP |
Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT |
Can’t Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS |
Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB |
Come Right Back |
| CRBT |
Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRDTCHCK |
Credit Check |
| CRS |
Can’t Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA |
Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS |
Career Suicide |
| CSA |
Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSL |
Can’t Stop Laughing |
| CSN |
Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| C-T |
City |
| CTA |
Call To Action |
| CTC |
Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat |
| CTO |
Check This Out |
| CU |
See You -or- Cracking Up |
| CUATU |
See You Around The Universe |
| CUL8R |
See You Later |
| CULA |
See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS |
See You In School |
| CUOL |
See You OnLine |
| CUWTA |
Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ |
Because |
| CWOT |
Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL |
Chat With You Later |
| CX |
Cancelled |
| CY |
Calm Yourself |
| CYA |
Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya |
| CYL |
See You Later |
| CYM |
Check Your Mail |
| CYO |
See You Online |
| CYT |
See You Tomorrow |
| D&M |
Deep & Meaningful |
| DAMHIKT |
Don’t Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC |
Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA |
Doing Business As |
| DBABAI |
Don’t Be A Bitch About It |
| DBD |
Don’t Be Dumb |
| DBEYR |
Don’t Believe Everything You Read |
| DD |
Due Diligence |
| DDD |
Direct Distance Dial |
| DDSOS |
Different Day, Same Old Sh** |
| def |
Definitely |
| DETI |
Don’t Even Think It |
| DF |
Dear Friend |
| DFLA |
Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DGA |
Don’t Go Anywhere |
| DGT |
Don’t Go There |
| DGTG |
Don’t Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF |
Damn Girl You’re Fine |
| DH |
Dear Husband |
| DHYB |
Don’t Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF |
Die In A Fire |
| DIC |
Drunk In Charge |
| DIKU |
Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD |
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS |
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DINK |
Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT |
Do It Right the First Time |
| DISTO |
Did I Say That Outloud? |
| DITR |
Dancing In The Rain |
| DITYID |
Did I Tell You I’m Distressed |
| DIY |
Do It Yourself |
| DKDC |
Don’t Know Don’t Care |
| DL |
Download -or- Dead Link |
| DLTBBB |
Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM |
Don’t Lie To Me |
| DMI |
Don’t Mention It |
| DNBL8 |
Do Not Be Late |
| DNC |
Does Not Compute |
| DND |
Do Not Disturb |
| DOC |
Drug Of Choice |
| DOE |
Depends On Experience |
| DOEI |
Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD |
Department Of Redundancy Department |
| DP |
Domestic Partner |
| dps |
Damage Per Second |
| DPUP |
Don’t Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT |
Don’t Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ |
Don’t Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB |
Don’t Read If Busy |
| DSTR8 |
Damn Straight |
| DTC |
Deep Throaty Chuckle |
| DTRT |
Do The Right Thing |
| DUI |
Driving Under the Influence |
| DUM |
Do You Masturbate? |
| DUNA |
Dont Use No Acronyms |
| DURS |
Damn You Are Sexy |
| DUSL |
Do You Scream Loud? |
| DUST |
Did You See That |
| DWB |
Don’t Write Back |
| DWBH |
Don’t Worry Be Happy |
| DWI |
Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWPKOTL |
Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips |
| DWS |
Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI |
Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated |
| DWYM |
Does What You Mean |
| DYFM |
Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB |
Do You Have A Boyfriend |
| DYHAG |
Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW |
Don’t You Just Hate It When… |
| DYOFDW |
Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT |
Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E123 |
Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK |
Eating at Keyboard |
| EE |
Electronic Emission |
| effin |
F***ing |
| EFT |
Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG |
Evil Grin |
| EL |
Evil Laugh |
| EM |
Excuse Me |
| EMA |
E-Mail Address |
| EMFBI |
Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMI |
Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML |
Email Me Later |
| EMRTW |
Evil Monkey’s Rule The World |
| EMSG |
E-Mail Message |
| EOD |
End Of Day |
| EOL |
End Of Life |
| EOM |
End Of Message |
| EOT |
End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) |
| ESAD |
Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADYFA |
Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED |
Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH |
Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESMF |
Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO |
Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA |
Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add |
| ETLA |
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) |
| EVRE1 |
Every One |
| EWI |
E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ |
Easy |
| F2F |
Face-to-Face |
| FAB |
Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAH |
F***ing A Hot |
| FAP |
F***ing A Pissed |
| FAQL |
Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAQOMFT |
Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time |
| FASB |
Fast Ass Son Bitchii |
| FAWC |
For Anyone Who Cares |
| FB |
F*** Buddy |
| FBI |
F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector |
| FBKS |
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FCFS |
First Come, First Served |
| FDGB |
Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE |
Fatal Error |
| FF |
Friends Forever |
| FF&PN |
Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS |
For F*** Sake |
| FGDAI |
Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It |
| FIF |
F*** I’m Funny |
| FIIK |
F*** If I Know |
| FIL |
Father-In-Law |
| FILF |
Father I’d Like to F*** |
| FILTH |
Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE |
F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional |
| FISH |
First in, Still Here |
| FITB |
Fill In The Blanks |
| FLA |
Four Letter Acronym |
| FMLTWIA |
F*** Me Like The Whore I Am |
| FMTYEWTK |
Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMUTA |
F*** Me Up The Ass |
| FO |
F*** Off |
| FOAD |
F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF |
Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAG |
F*** Off And Google |
| FOC |
Free of Charge |
| FOFL |
Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOL |
Fond of Leather |
| FOMC |
Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL |
Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FORD |
Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge |
| FOS |
Full Of Sh** |
| FRED |
F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FS |
For Sale |
| FSBO |
For Sale By Owner |
| FSR |
For Some Reason |
| FSU |
F*** Sh** Up |
| FTASB |
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH |
From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTF |
F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face |
| FTFOI |
For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It |
| FTL |
Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG |
For The Love Of God |
| FTN |
F*** That Noise |
| FTR |
For The Record |
| FTRF |
F*** That’s Really Funny |
| FTTB |
For The Time Being |
| FTW |
For The Win -or- F*** The World |
| FU2 |
F*** You Too |
| FUBAR |
F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| FUBB |
F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUD |
Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUJIMO |
F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On |
| FUM |
F***ed Up Mess |
| FURTB |
Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FWB |
Friends With Benefits |
| FWD |
Forward |
| FWIW |
For What It’s Worth |
| FYA |
For Your Amusement |
| FYE |
For Your Edification |
| FYF |
From your Friend |
| FYI |
For Your Information |
| FYIFV |
F*** You I’m Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE |
From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM |
For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN |
Fasten Your SeatBelts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night |
| G |
Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle |
| G1 |
Good One |
| G2G |
Got to Go |
| G2GLYS |
Got To Go Love Ya So |
| GA |
Go Ahead |
| GAB |
Getting A Beer |
| GAL |
Get A Life |
| GALGAL |
Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER |
Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM |
Get A Load of Him |
| GANB |
Getting Another Beer |
| GAP |
Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People |
| GAS |
Got A Second |
| GB |
Good Bridge |
| GBG |
Great Big Grin |
| GBH |
Great Big Hug |
| GC |
Good Crib |
| GD&R |
Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF |
Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDI |
God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent |
| GDW |
Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF |
Girlfriend |
| GFF |
Go F***ing Figure |
| GFI |
Go For It |
| GFN |
Gone For Now |
| GFON |
Good For One Night |
| GFR |
Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD |
Gone For The Day |
| GFY |
Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself |
| GFYMF |
Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er |
| GG |
Good Game -or- Gotta Go |
| GGA |
Good Game All |
| GGN |
Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH |
Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GGP |
Gotta Go Pee |
| GI |
Google It |
| GIC |
Gift In Crib |
| GIDK |
Gee I Don’t Know |
| GIGO |
Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST |
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That |
| GJ |
Good Job |
| GJP |
Good Job Partner |
| GL |
Good Luck -or- Get Lost |
| GLA |
Good Luck All |
| GLBT |
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender |
| GLG |
Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH |
Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GLYASDI |
God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM |
Good Morning -or- Good Move |
| GMAB |
Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB |
Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMTA |
Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT |
Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN |
Good Night |
| GNBLFY |
Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNOC |
Get Naked On Cam |
| GNSD |
Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI |
Get Over It |
| GOK |
God Only Knows |
| GOL |
Giggling Out Loud |
| GOS |
Gay Or Straight |
| GOWI |
Get On With It |
| GOYHH |
Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D |
Grinning Running And Ducking |
| GR2BR |
Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 |
Great |
| gratz |
Congratulations |
| GRRR |
Growling |
| GSOAS |
Go Sit On A Snake |
| GSYJDWURMNKH |
Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GT |
Good Try |
| GTFO |
Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOOH |
Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG |
Got To Go |
| GTGB |
Got To Go, Bye |
| GTGP |
Got To Go Pee |
| GTH |
Go To Hell |
| GTK |
Good To Know |
| GTM |
Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM |
Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY |
Glad To See You |
| GUD |
Geographically UnDesirable |
| GWI |
Get With It |
| GWS |
Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA |
Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO |
Get Your Pants Off |
| H&K |
Hugs and Kisses |
| h/o |
Hold On |
| h/p |
Hold Please |
| H4U |
Hot For You |
| H4XX0R |
Hacker -or- To Be Hacked |
| HAGD |
Have a Great Day |
| HAGN |
Have A Good Night |
| HAGO |
Have A Good One |
| HAK |
Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND |
Have a Nice Day |
| HAR |
Hit And Run |
| HAWTLW |
Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HB |
Hurry Back |
| HBASTD |
Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig |
| HBB |
Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBIB |
Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| HCC |
Holy Computer Crap |
| HD |
Hold |
| HF |
Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith |
| HHIS |
Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K |
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ |
Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK |
Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS |
Ha-Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY |
Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIG |
How’s It Going |
| HIH |
Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC |
Help, I’m Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS |
Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HMFIC |
Head MOFO In Charge |
| HNTI |
How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW |
How Nice That Was |
| HNY |
Happy New Year |
| HO |
Hold On |
| HOHA |
HOllywood HAcker |
| HOIC |
Hold On, I’m Coming |
| HOYEW |
Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP |
Higher Power |
| HPPO |
Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIK |
How Should I Know |
| HT |
Hi There |
| HTB |
Hang The Bastards |
| HTH |
Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH |
Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HUA |
Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass |
| HUGZ |
Hugs |
| HUYA |
Head Up Your Ass |
| HWGA |
Here We Go Again |
| I 1-D-R |
I Wonder |
| I&I |
Intercourse & Inebriation |
| IAC |
In Any Case -or- I Am Confused |
| IAE |
In Any Event |
| IAITS |
It’s All In The Subject |
| IANAC |
I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV |
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE |
I Am Not An Expert |
| IANAL |
I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANNNGC |
I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4U |
I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT |
I Am Tired |
| IAW |
I Agree With -or- In Accordance With |
| IAYM |
I Am Your Master |
| IBGYBG |
I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone |
| IBIWISI |
I’ll Believe It When I See It |
| IBK |
Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRB |
I’ll Be Right Back |
| IBT |
In Between Technology |
| IBTC |
Itty Bitty Titty Committee |
| IBTD |
I Beg To Differ |
| IBTL |
In Before The Lock |
| IC |
In Character -or- I See |
| ICBW |
I Could Be Wrong |
| ICYC |
In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care |
| ID10T |
Idiot |
| IDC |
I Don’t Care |
| IDGAF |
I Don’t Give A F*** |
| IDGARA |
I Don’t Give A Rats Ass |
| IDGI |
I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved |
| IDK |
I Don’t Know |
| IDK, my BFF Jill |
I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill |
| IDKY |
I Don’t Know You |
| I-D-L |
Ideal |
| IDM |
It Does Not Matter |
| IDST |
I Didn’t Say That |
| IDTA |
I Did That Already |
| IDTS |
I Don’t Think So |
| IEF |
It’s Esther’s Fault |
| IF/IB |
In the Front -or- In the Back |
| IFAB |
I Found A Bug |
| IFU |
I F***ed Up |
| IGGP |
I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGTP |
I Get The Point |
| IHA |
I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM |
I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO |
I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP |
I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place |
| IHU |
I Hear You |
| IIABDFI |
If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It |
| IIIO |
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD |
If It Makes An(y) Difference |
| IIR |
If I Remember -or- If I Recall |
| IIRC |
If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly |
| IIT |
Is It Tight? |
| IITLYTO |
If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD |
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD |
If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWM |
If It Were Me |
| IJPMP |
I Just Pissed My Pants |
| IJWTK |
I Just Want To Know |
| IJWTS |
I Just Want To Say |
| IKALOPLT |
I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| IKWYM |
I Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAI |
I Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILA |
I Love Acronyms |
| ILF/MD |
I Love Female/Male Dominance |
| ILICISCOMK |
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILU |
I Love You |
| ILUAAF |
I Love You As A Friend |
| ILY |
I Love You |
| IM |
Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message |
| IM2BZ2P |
I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee |
| IMA |
I Might Add |
| IMAO |
In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO |
In My Considered Opinion |
| IME |
In My Experience |
| IMEZRU |
I Am Easy, Are You? |
| IMHEIUO |
In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO |
In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNERHO |
In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO |
In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO |
In My Opinion |
| IMOO |
In My Own Opinion |
| IMPOV |
In My Point Of View |
| IMRU |
I Am, Are You? |
| IMS |
I Am Sorry |
| INBD |
It’s No Big Deal |
| INMP |
It’s Not My Problem |
| INNW |
If Not Now, When |
| INPO |
In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM |
It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOH |
I’m Outta Here |
| ION |
Index Of Names |
| IOUD |
Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW |
In Other Words |
| IPN |
I’m Posting Naked |
| IRL |
In Real Life |
| ISAGN |
I See A Great Need |
| ISH |
Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO |
In Search Of |
| ISS |
I Said So -or- I’m So Sure |
| ISSYGTI |
Im So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM |
It Seems to Me |
| ISTR |
I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM |
I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS |
I’ll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITA |
I Totally Agree |
| ITFA |
In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS |
I Think I’m Going To Be Sick |
| ITM |
In The Money |
| ITS |
Intense Text Sex |
| ITSFWI |
If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM |
If You Must |
| IWALU |
I Will Always Love You |
| IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA |
I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again |
| IWBNI |
It Would Be Nice If |
| IWIWU |
I Wish I Was You |
| IWSN |
I Want Sex Now |
| IYAOYAS |
If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh** |
| IYD |
In Your Dreams |
| IYFEG |
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM |
If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD |
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO |
In Your Opinion |
| IYQ |
I Like You |
| IYSS |
If You Say So |
| IYSWIM |
If You See What I Mean |
| J/C |
Just Checking |
| J/J |
Just Joking |
| J/K |
Just Kidding |
| J/O |
Jerking Off |
| J/P |
Just Playing |
| J/W |
Just Wondering |
| J2LYK |
Just To Let You Know |
| J4F |
Just For Fun |
| J4G |
Just For Grins |
| J4T or JFT |
Just For Today |
| J5M |
Just Five Minutes |
| JAD |
Just Another day |
| JAFO |
Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAFS |
Just A F***ing Salesman |
| JAM |
Just A Minute |
| JAS |
Just A Second |
| JC |
Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ |
| JDI |
Just Do It |
| JEOMK |
Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| JFH |
Just F*** Her |
| JFI |
Just For Information |
| JIC |
Just In Case |
| JK |
Just Kidding |
| JM2C |
Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO |
Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT |
Just One Of Those Things |
| JP |
Just Playing |
| JSU |
Just Shut Up |
| JSYK |
Just So You Know |
| JT |
Just Teasing |
| JTLYK |
Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL |
Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU |
Just Thinking Of You |
| JUADLAM |
Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| JW |
Just Wondering |
| K |
OK |
| KB |
Kick Butt |
| KBD |
Keyboard |
| kewl |
it means cool |
| KFY -or- K4Y |
Kiss For You |
| KHYF |
Know How You Feel |
| KIA |
Killed In Action |
| KIBO |
Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out |
| KIR |
Keep It Real |
| KISS |
Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT |
Keep In Touch |
| kitty |
Vagina |
| KK |
Kiss Kiss |
| KMA |
Kiss My Ass |
| KMFHA |
Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass |
| KMP |
Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA |
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMSLA |
Kiss My Shiny Little Ass |
| KMUF |
Kiss Me You Fool |
| KMWA |
Kiss My White Ass |
| KOK |
Knock |
| KOTC |
Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL |
Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC |
Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KS |
Kill Stealer |
| KUTGW |
Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM |
Know What I Mean? |
| KWSTA |
Kiss With Serious Tongue Action |
| KYFC |
Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| KYPO |
Keep Your Pants On |
| L |
Laugh |
| L8R |
Later |
| LABATYD |
Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die |
| LAQ |
Lame Ass Quote |
| LB?W/C |
Like Bondage? Whips or Chains |
| LBR and LGR |
Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room |
| LBUG or LBIG |
Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay |
| LD |
Long Distance -or- Later Dude |
| LDIMEDILLIGAF |
Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** |
| LDR |
Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA |
Let’s Do The Time Warp Again |
| LF |
Let’s F*** |
| LFTI |
Looking Forward To It |
| LGMAS |
Lord Give Me A Sign |
| LHO |
Laughing Head Off |
| LHOS |
Lets Have Online Sex |
| LIFO |
Last In, First Out |
| LIS |
Laughing In Silence |
| LJBF |
Lets Just Be Friends |
| LKITR |
Little Kid In The Room |
| LLOM |
Like Leno on Meth |
| LLTA |
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMFAO |
Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMHO |
Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL |
Let’s Meet In Real Life |
| LMK |
Let Me Know |
| LMSO |
Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTCB |
Left Message To Call Back |
| LOL |
Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love |
| LOLA |
Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOMBARD |
Lots Of Money But A Right Dick |
| LOML |
Love Of My Life |
| LONH |
Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL |
Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD |
Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LORE |
Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU |
Laughing Over You |
| LPOS |
Lazy Piece Of Sh** |
| LRF |
Little Rubber Feet |
| LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSV |
Language, Sex, Violence |
| LTHTT |
Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC |
Laughing ‘Til I Cry |
| LTM |
Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS |
Long Time No See |
| LTNT |
Long Time, No Type |
| LTR |
Long Term Relationship |
| LTS |
Laughing to Self |
| LTTIC |
Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU |
Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LUMTP |
Love You More Than Pie |
| LUSM |
Love You So Much |
| LWR |
Launch When Ready |
| LY |
Love You |
| LY4E |
Love You Forever |
| LYA |
Love You All |
| LYB |
Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB |
Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY |
Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL |
Love You Lots |
| LYLAB |
Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS |
Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB |
Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI |
Love You, Mean It |
| LYWAMH |
Love You With All My Heart |
| M2NY |
Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C |
Meet for Coffee |
| M8 or M8s |
Mate -or- Mates |
| MA |
Mature Audience |
| MAYA |
Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB |
Message Board |
| MBN |
Must Be Nice |
| MBRFN |
Must Be Real F***ing Nice |
| MEGO |
My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh |
Who cares, whatever |
| MFD |
Multi-Function Device |
| MfG |
Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MFIC |
Mother F***er In Charge |
| MFWIC |
Mo Fo Who’s In Charge |
| MHBFY |
My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MHOTY |
My Hat’s Off To You |
| MIA |
Missing In Action |
| MIHAP |
May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL |
Mother-In-Law |
| MILF |
Mother I’d Like to F*** |
| MITIN |
More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP |
My Kind Of Place |
| MLA |
Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS |
My Lips Are Sealed |
| MM |
Market Maker |
| MMHA2U |
My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MO |
Move On |
| MOF |
Matter Of Fact |
| MOFO |
Mother F***er |
| MOMPL |
One Moment Please |
| MOO |
Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MOOS |
Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOP |
MOment Please |
| MorF |
Male or Female |
| MOS |
Mom Over Shoulder |
| MOSS |
Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS |
Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD |
Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS |
Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS |
Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MPFB |
My Personal F*** Buddy |
| MRA |
Moving Right Along |
| MSG |
Message |
| MSMD |
Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSNUW |
Mini-Skirt No UnderWear |
| MTBF |
Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF |
More To Follow |
| MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA |
My True Love Always |
| MTSBWY |
May The Schwartz Be With You |
| MUAH or MWAH |
The sound of a kiss |
| MUBAR |
Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSM |
Miss You So Much |
| MWBRL |
More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYL |
Mind Your Language |
| MYOB |
Mind Your Own Business |
| N/A |
Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated |
| N/M |
Nothing Much |
| N/T |
No Text |
| N1 |
Nice One |
| N2M |
Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU |
Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU |
| NAB |
Not A Blonde |
| NADT |
Not A Damn Thing |
| NAGB |
Nearly Almost A Good Bridge |
| NAK |
Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT |
Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| natch |
Naturally |
| NAVY |
Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| N-A-Y-L |
In A While |
| NAZ |
Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NB4T |
Not Before Time |
| NBD |
No Big Deal |
| NBFAB |
Not Bad For A Beginner |
| NBFABS |
Not Bad For A Bot Stopper |
| NBIF |
No Basis In Fact |
| NC |
Nice Crib |
| NCG |
New College Graduate |
| NDN |
Indian -or- Native American |
| NE |
Anyway |
| NE1 |
Anyone |
| NE14KFC |
Anyone for KFC? |
| NE1ER |
Anyone Here |
| Ne2H |
Need To Have |
| NESEC |
Any Second |
| NEWS |
North, East, West, South |
| NFBSK |
Not For British School Kids |
| NFC |
Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance |
| NFF |
No F***ing Fair |
| NFG |
Not F***ing Good |
| NFI |
No F***ing Idea |
| NFW |
No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way |
| NG |
New Game |
| NGB |
Nearly Good Bridge |
| NH |
Nice Hand |
| NHOH |
Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NICE |
Nonsense In Crappy Existence |
| NIFOC |
Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NIGYYSOB |
Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch |
| NIH |
Not Invented Here |
| NIM |
No Internal Message |
| NIMBY |
Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMJD |
Not In My Job Description |
| NIMQ |
Not In My Queue |
| NIMY |
Never In A Million Years |
| NINO |
Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output |
| NISM |
Need I Say More |
| NITL |
Not In This Lifetime |
| NIYWFD |
Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams |
| NLL |
Nice Little Lady |
| NM |
Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move |
| NME |
Enemy |
| NMH |
Not Much Here |
| NMHJC |
Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP |
Not My Problem |
| NMTE |
Now More Than Ever |
| NMU |
Not Much, You? |
| NN |
Not Now |
| NNCIMINTFZ |
Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone |
| NNWW |
Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink |
| NO |
Not Online |
| NOA |
Not Online Anymore |
| NOFI |
No OFfence Intended |
| NOS |
New Old Stock |
| NOY |
Not Online Yet |
| NOYB |
None Of Your Business |
| NP |
No Problem -or- Nosy Parents |
| NQA |
No Questions Asked |
| NQOCD |
Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NR |
Nice Roll |
| NRG |
Energy |
| NRN |
No Reply Necessary |
| NS |
Nice Set |
| NSA |
No Strings Attached |
| NSFW |
Not Safe For Work |
| NSS |
No Sh** Sherlock |
| NSTLC |
Need Some Tender Loving Care |
| NTA |
Not This Again |
| NTIM |
Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM |
Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK |
Nice To Know |
| NTTAWWT |
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That |
| NTW |
Not To Worry |
| NTYMI |
Now That You Mention It |
| NUB |
New person to a site or game |
| NUFF |
Enough Said |
| NVM |
NeVer Mind |
| NVNG |
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained |
| NW |
No Way |
| NWAL |
Nerd Without A Life |
| NWR |
Not Work Related |
| NYC |
Not Your Concern |
| NYCFS |
New York City Finger Salute |
| O |
Opponent -or- Over |
| OAO |
Over And Out |
| OATUS |
On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS |
On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB |
Obligatory |
| OBE |
Overcome By Events |
| OBO |
Or Best Offer |
| OBTW |
Oh By The Way |
| OBX |
Old Battle Axe |
| OC |
Original Character -or- Own Character |
| OCD |
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| ODTAA |
One Damn Thing After Another |
| OIC |
Oh, I See |
| OICU812 |
Oh I See, You Ate One Too |
| OK |
All Correct |
| OL |
Old Lady |
| OLL |
OnLine Love |
| OLN |
OnLine Netiquette |
| OM |
Old Man |
| OMB |
Oh My Buddha |
| OMDB |
Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG |
Oh My F***ing God |
| OMG |
Oh My God |
| OMIK |
Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OML |
Oh My Lord |
| ONID |
Oh No I Didn’t |
| ONNA |
Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA |
Oh No, Not This Again |
| ONUD |
Oh No You Didn’t |
| OO |
Over and Out |
| OOAK |
One Of A Kind |
| OOC |
Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control |
| OOF |
Out Of Facility |
| OOI |
Out Of Interest |
| OOO |
Out Of Office |
| OOS |
Out Of Stock |
| OOTB |
Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC |
Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OSIF |
Oh Sh** I Forgot |
| OSINTOT |
Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That |
| OST |
On Second Thought |
| OT |
Off Topic |
| OTASOIC |
Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction |
| OTC |
Over The Counter |
| OTF |
Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) |
| OTH |
Off The Hook |
| OTL |
Out To Lunch |
| OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
| OTP |
On The Phone |
| OTT |
Over The Top |
| OTTOMH |
Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTW |
Off The Wall |
| OUSU |
Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ |
Australia |
| P |
Partner |
| P&C |
Private & Confidential |
| P2C2E |
Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P2U4URAQTP |
Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie |
| P911 |
Parent Alert |
| PA |
Parent Alert |
| PAL |
Parents Are Listening |
| PANS |
Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW |
Parents Are Watching |
| PB |
Potty Break |
| PBB |
Parent Behind Back |
| PBEM |
Play By EMail |
| PBJ |
Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock |
| PD |
Public Domain |
| PDOMA |
Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PDQ |
Pretty Darn Quick |
| PDS |
Please Don’t Shout |
| PEBCAC |
Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer |
| PEBCAK |
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PFA |
Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached |
| PFC |
Pretty F***ing Cold |
| PHAT |
Pretty Hot And Tempting |
| PHB |
Pointy Haired Boss |
| PHS |
Pointy Haired Stupidvisor |
| PIAPS |
Pig In A Pant Suit |
| PIBKAC |
Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PICNIC |
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer |
| PIF |
Paid In Full |
| PIMP |
Peeing In My Pants |
| PIMPL |
Peeing In My Pants Laughing |
| PIN |
Person In Need |
| PIR |
Parent In Room |
| PITA |
Pain In The Ass |
| PITMEMBOAM |
Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother |
| PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLS |
Please |
| PLZ |
Please |
| PM |
Personal Message -or- Private Message |
| PMBI |
Pardon My Butting In |
| PMF |
Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic |
| PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI |
Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML |
Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP |
Peeing My Pants |
| PMSL |
Pissed MySelf Laughing |
| PNATMBC |
Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain |
| PNCAH |
Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| PND |
Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device |
| PO |
Piss Off |
| POAHF |
Put On A Happy Face |
| POAK |
Passed Out At Keyboard |
| POM |
Parent Over My Shoulder |
| PONA |
Person Of No Account |
| POOF |
Good-bye, gone; also seen as ::poof:: |
| POS |
Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** |
| POSC |
Piece Of Sh** Computer |
| POSSLQ |
Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters |
| POTS |
Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder |
| POTUS |
President of the United States |
| POV |
Point of View |
| PP |
People |
| PPL |
Pay-Per-Lead -or- People |
| PRON |
Porn |
| PS |
Post Script |
| PSA |
Public Service Announcement |
| PSO |
Product Superior to Operator |
| PTH |
Prime Tanning Hours |
| PTMM |
Please Tell Me More |
| PTP |
Pardon The Pun |
| PTPOP |
Pat The Pissed Off Primate |
| PU |
That Stinks |
| PVP |
Player Versus Player |
| PWN |
Own |
| PWNT |
Owned |
| PWP |
Plot, What Plot? |
| P-ZA |
Pizza |
| Q2C |
Quick To Cum |
| QFT |
Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking |
| QL |
Quit Laughing |
| QLS |
Reply |
| QOTD |
Quote Of The Day |
| QQ |
Quick Question -or- Cry More |
| QS |
Quit Scrolling |
| QT |
Cutie |
| QYB |
Quit Your Bitching |
| R U there? |
Are you there? |
| R&D |
Research & Development |
| R&R |
Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC |
Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RAT |
Remotely Activated Trojan |
| RB@Ya |
Right Back at Ya |
| RBAY |
Right Back At You |
| RBTL |
Read Between The Lines |
| RC |
Remote Control |
| RCI |
Rectal Cranial Inversion |
| RE |
Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again |
| REHI |
Hi Again |
| RFD |
Request For Discussion |
| RFR |
Really F***ing Rich |
| RFS |
Really F***ing Soon |
| RGR |
Roger |
| RHIP |
Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RIYL |
Recommended If You Like |
| RKBA |
Right to Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL |
Real Life |
| RLCO |
Real Life Conference |
| RLF |
Real Life Friend |
| RM |
Remake |
| RMLB |
Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMA |
Reading My Mind Again |
| RMMM |
Read My Mail Man |
| RN |
Right Now |
| RNN |
Reply Not Necessary |
| ROFL |
Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROR |
Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) |
| ROTFL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL |
Rolling On The Ground Laughing |
| ROTGLMAO |
Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM |
Right On The Money |
| RPG |
Role Playing Games |
| RRQ |
Return Receipt Request |
| RRR |
haR haR haR (instead of LOL) |
| RSN |
Real Soon Now |
| RSVP |
Répondez S’il Vous Plaît |
| RT |
Real Time |
| RTBM |
Read The Bloody Manual |
| RTBS |
Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ |
Read The FAQ |
| RTFF |
Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFM |
Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTFQ |
Read The F***ing Question |
| RTH |
Release The Hounds |
| RTK |
Return To Keyboard |
| RTM or RTFM |
Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTSM |
Read The Silly Manual |
| RTTSD |
Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RTWFQ |
Read The Whole F***ing Question |
| RU |
Are You? |
| RU/18 |
Are You Over 18? |
| RUFKM |
Are You F***ing Kidding Me? |
| RUH |
Are You Horny? |
| RUMCYMHMD |
Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose |
| RUMORF |
Are You Male OR Female? |
| RUNTS |
Are You Nuts? |
| RUOK |
Are You OK? |
| RUS |
Are You Serious? |
| RUSOS |
Are You SOS (in trouble)? |
| RUT |
Are You There? |
| RUUP4IT |
Are You Up For It? |
| RX |
Regards |
| RYFM |
Read Your Friendly Manual |
| RYO |
Roll Your Own |
| RYS |
Read Your Screen |
| S |
Smile |
| S^ |
What’s Up? |
| S2R |
Send To Receive |
| S2U |
Same To You |
| S4L |
Spam For Life |
| SADAD |
Suck A Dick And Die |
| SAHM |
Stay At Home Mom |
| SAIA |
Stupid Asses In Action |
| SAPFU |
Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SBI |
Sorry ‘Bout It |
| SBTA |
Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SBUG |
Small Bald Unaudacious Goal |
| SCNR |
Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SDK |
Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit |
| SEC |
Wait a second |
| SED |
Said Enough Darling |
| SEG |
Sh** Eating Grin |
| SEP |
Somebody Else’s Problem |
| SETE |
Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SEWAG |
Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess |
| SF |
Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA |
So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE |
Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFTTM |
Stop F***ing Talking To Me |
| SFX |
Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects |
| SH |
Sh** Happens |
| SHB |
Should Have Been |
| SHID |
Slap Head In Disgust |
| SHMILY |
See How Much I Love You |
| SIC |
Spelling Is Correct |
| SICL |
Sitting In Chair Laughing |
| SICS |
Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SII |
Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SIL |
Sister-In-Law |
| SIT |
Stay In Touch |
| SITCOMs |
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD |
Still In The Dark |
| SIUP |
Suck It Up Pussy |
| SIUYA |
Shove It Up Your Ass |
| Sk8r |
Skater |
| SL |
Second Life |
| SLAP |
Sounds Like A Plan |
| SLAW |
Sounds Like A Winner |
| SLIRK |
Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLM |
See Last Mail |
| SLOM |
Sticking Leeches On Myself |
| SLT |
Something Like That |
| SM |
Senior Moment |
| SMAIM |
Send Me An Instant Message |
| SMB |
Suck My Balls |
| SME |
Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM |
Send Me E-Mail |
| SMH |
Shaking My Head |
| SMIM |
Send Me an Instant Message |
| SMOP |
Small Matter of Programming |
| SNAFU |
Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SNAG |
Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT |
Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO |
Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend) |
| SOB |
Son Of a B*tch |
| SOBT |
Stressed Out Big Time |
| SOGOP |
Sh** Or Get Off the Pot |
| SOH |
Sense Of Humor |
| SOHF |
Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI |
Self Owning Idiot |
| SOIAR |
Sit On It And Rotate |
| SOL |
Sh** Out of Luck |
| SOMY |
Sick Of Me Yet |
| SOOYA |
Snake Out Of Your Ass |
| SOP |
Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG |
Straight or Gay |
| SOS |
Same Old Sh** |
| SOT |
Short On Time |
| SOTMG |
Short On Time, Must Go |
| SOW |
Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work |
| SOZ |
Sorry |
| SRO |
Standing Room Only |
| SRSLY |
Seriously |
| SSC |
Super Sexy Cute |
| SSDD |
Same Sh** Different Day |
| SSEWBA |
Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA |
Subject Says It All |
| STBY |
Sucks To Be You |
| STD |
Seal The Deal |
| STFU |
Shut The F*** Up |
| STFW |
Search The F***ing Web |
| STM |
Spank The Monkey |
| STPPYNOZGTW |
Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work |
| STR8 |
Straight |
| STS |
So To Speak |
| STW |
Search The Web |
| STYS |
Speak To You Soon |
| SU |
Shut Up |
| SUAC |
Sh** Up A Creek |
| SUAKM |
Shut Up And Kiss Me |
| SUFI |
Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile |
| SUFID |
Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUL |
Snooze You Lose |
| SUP |
What’s Up? |
| SUYF |
Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG |
Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways |
| SWAK |
Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss |
| SWALBCAKWS |
Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick |
| SWALK |
Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT |
So What Do You Think |
| SWIM |
See What I Mean? |
| SWIS |
See What I’m Saying |
| SWL |
Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO |
She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWU |
So What’s Up |
| SYS |
See You Soon |
| SYT |
See You Tomorrow |
| T&C |
Terms & Conditions |
| T@YL |
Talk At You Later |
| TA |
Thanks Again |
| TAF |
That’s All, Folks! |
| TAFN |
That’s All For Now |
| TAH |
Take A Hike |
| TAKS |
That’s A Knee Slapper |
| TANJ |
There Aint No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL |
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TAP |
Take A Pill |
| TARFU |
Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TAS |
Taking A Shower |
| TAW |
Teachers Are Watching |
| TBA |
To Be Advised |
| TBC |
To Be Continued |
| TBD |
To Be Determined |
| TBE |
Thick Between Ears |
| TBH |
To Be Honest |
| TBYB |
Try Before You Buy |
| TC |
Take Care |
| TCB |
Trouble Came Back |
| TCOY |
Take Care Of Yourself |
| TDM |
Too Darn Many |
| TDTM |
Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI |
The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS |
That is For Darn Sure |
| TFH |
Thread From Hell |
| TFLMS |
Thanks For Letting Me Share |
| TFMIU |
The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable |
| TFN |
Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice |
| TFS |
Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute |
| TFTHAOT |
Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
| TFTT |
Thanks For The Thought |
| TFX |
Traffic |
| TGAL |
Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGGTG |
That Girl/Guy has Got To Go |
| TGIF |
Thank God It’s Friday |
| THX or TX or THKS |
Thanks |
| TIA |
Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL |
Think I Am In Love |
| TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TIGAS |
Think I Give A Sh** |
| TILII |
Tell It Like It Is |
| TINWIS |
That Is Not What I Said |
| TISC |
This Is So Cool |
| TISL |
This Is So Lame |
| TISNC |
This Is So Not Cool |
| TISNF |
That Is So Not Fair |
| TISNT |
That Is So Not True |
| TK |
To Come |
| TKU4UK |
Thank You For Your Kindness |
| TLA |
Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC |
Tender Loving Care |
| TLGO |
The List Goes On |
| TLITBC |
That’s Life In The Big City |
| TLK-2-U-L-8-R |
Talk To You Later |
| TM |
Trust Me |
| TMA |
Too Many Acronyms |
| TMI |
Too Much Information |
| TMTOWTDI |
There’s More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNA |
Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TNT |
Til Next Time |
| TNTL |
Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX |
Thanks |
| TOBAL |
There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG |
This Oughta Be Good |
| TOM |
Tomorrow |
| TOPCA |
Til Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT |
Tons of Time |
| TOY |
Thinking Of You |
| TP |
Team Player -or- TelePort |
| TPC |
The Phone Company |
| TPS |
That’s Pretty Stupid |
| TPTB |
The Powers That Be |
| TQM |
Total Quality Management |
| TRAM |
The Rest Are Mine |
| TRDMC |
Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| TS |
Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks |
| TSIA |
This Says It All |
| TSIF |
Thank Science It’s Friday |
| TSNF |
That’s So Not Fair |
| TSOB |
Tough Son Of a B*tch |
| TSR |
Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules |
| TSRA |
Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass |
| TT |
Big tease |
| TTA |
Tap That Ass |
| TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG |
Time to Go |
| TTIOT |
The Truth Is Out There |
| TTKSF |
Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
| TTMF |
Ta, Ta, MOFO |
| TTS |
Text To Speech |
| TTT |
That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too |
| TTTHTFAL |
Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening |
| TTTKA |
Time To Totally Kick Ass |
| TTTT |
To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL |
Talk To You Later |
| TTYAWFN |
Talk To You A While From Now |
| TTYL |
Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later |
| TTYT |
Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVN |
Thank You Very Much |
| TWHAB |
This Won’t Hurt A Bit |
| TWIMC |
To Whom it may Concern |
| TWIWI |
That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It? |
| TXS |
Thanks |
| TXT IM |
Text Instant Message |
| TY |
Thank You |
| TYCLO |
Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYVM |
Thank You Very Much |
| U |
You |
| U Up |
Are You Up? |
| U2 |
You Too |
| U8 |
You Ate? |
| UBS |
Unique Buying State |
| UCWAP |
Up a Creek Without A Paddle |
| UDH82BME |
You’d Hate To Be Me |
| UG2BK |
You’ve Got To Be Kidding |
| UGC |
User-Generated Content |
| U-L |
You Will |
| unPC |
unPolitically Correct |
| UNTCO |
You Need To Chill Out |
| UOK |
Are You OK? |
| UPOD |
Under Promise Over Deliver |
| UR |
You Are |
| UR2K |
You Are Too Kind |
| URAPITA |
You Are A Pain In The Ass |
| URSAI |
You Are Such An Idiot |
| URW |
You Are Welcome |
| URWS |
You Are Wise |
| URYY4M |
You Are Too Wise For Me |
| US |
You Suck |
| USP |
Unique Selling Proposition |
| UTM |
You Tell Me |
| UV |
Unpleasant Visual |
| UWIWU |
You Wish I Was You |
| VBG |
Very Big Grin |
| VBS |
Very Big Smile |
| VC |
Venture Capital |
| VCDA |
Vaya Con Dios, Amigo |
| VEG |
Very Evil Grin |
| VFM |
Value For Money |
| VGN |
Vegan -or- Vegitarian |
| VM |
Voice Mail |
| VRBS |
Virtual Reality Bull Sh** |
| VSF |
Very Sad Face |
| VWD |
Very Well Done |
| VWP |
Very Well Played |
| W/O |
Without |
| w00t |
We Own the Other Team |
| WAD |
Without A Doubt |
| WAEF |
When All Else Fails |
| WAFB |
What A F***ing Bitch |
| WAFM |
What A F***ing Mess |
| WAFS |
Warm And Fuzzies |
| WAG |
Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI |
What An Idiot |
| WAK |
What A Kiss |
| WAMBAM |
Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAYD |
What Are You Doing? |
| WAYN |
Where Are You Now? |
| WB |
Welcome Back -or- Write Back |
| WBS |
Write Back Soon |
| WC |
Who Cares |
| WCA |
Who Cares Anyway |
| WD |
Well Done |
| WDALYIC |
Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDDD |
Woopie Doo Da Dey |
| WDR |
With Due Respect |
| WDT |
Who Does That? |
| WDYMBT |
What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS |
What Did You Say |
| WDYT |
What Do You Think |
| WE |
Whatever |
| WEG |
Wicked Evil Grin |
| WETSU |
We Eat This Sh** Up |
| WF |
Way Fun |
| WFM |
Works For Me |
| WG |
Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF |
Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WIBAMU |
Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle |
| WIBNI |
Wouldn’t It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM |
What’s In It For Me |
| WILCO |
Will Comply |
| WIM |
Woe Is Me |
| WIP |
Work In Process |
| WISP |
Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT |
Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS |
What In The F*** Is This Sh** |
| WITW |
What In The World |
| WIU |
Wrap It Up |
| wkewl |
it means way cool |
| WMHGB |
Where Many Have Gone Before |
| WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WMPL |
Wet My Pants Laughing |
| WNOHGB |
Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA |
Work Of Art |
| WOG |
Wise Old Guy |
| WOMBAT |
Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WOOF |
Well Off Older Folks |
| WOP |
With Out Papers |
| WOTAM |
Waste Of Time And Money |
| WOTD |
Word Of The Day |
| WP |
Well Played |
| WRT |
With Regard To -or- With Respect To |
| WRUDATM |
What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WT |
Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The |
| WTB |
Want To Buy |
| WTF |
What The F*** |
| WTFGDA |
Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass |
| WTFH |
What The F***ing Hell |
| WTG |
Way To Go |
| WTGP |
Want To Go Private? |
| WTH |
What The Heck |
| WTHOW |
White Trash Headline Of the Week |
| WTMI |
Way Too Much Information |
| WTN |
What Then Now? Who Then Now? |
| WTS |
Want To Sell |
| WTSDS |
Where The Sun Don’t Shine |
| WTSHTF |
When The Sh** Hits The Fan |
| WTTM |
Without Thinking To Much |
| WU |
What’s Up |
| WUF |
Where You From |
| WUWH |
Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA |
Wish You Were Here In My Arms |
| WWJD |
What Would Jesus Do? |
| WWSD |
What Would Satan Do? |
| WWY |
Where Were You? |
| WX |
Weather |
| WYCM |
Will You Call Me? |
| WYFM |
Would You F*** Me? |
| WYGISWYPF |
What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM |
What do You Mean? |
| WYP |
What’s Your Problem? |
| WYRN |
What’s Your Real Name? |
| WYS |
Whatever You Say |
| WYSIWYG |
What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG |
What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT |
Whatever You Think |
| WYWH |
Wish You Were Here |
| X-I-10 |
Exciting |
| XLNT |
Excellent |
| XME |
Excuse Me |
| XOXO |
Hugs and Kisses |
| XQZT |
Exquisite |
| XTC |
Ecstasy |
| Y |
Why? |
| YA |
Yet Another |
| YA yaya |
Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA |
Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC |
Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI |
You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAOTM |
Yet Another Off Topic Message |
| YAUN |
Yet Another Unix Nerd |
| YBF |
You’ve Been F***ed |
| YBS |
You’ll Be Sorry |
| YBY |
Yeah Baby Yeah |
| YBYSA |
You Bet Your Sweet Ass |
| YCT |
Your Comment To |
| YDKM |
You Don’t Know Me |
| YEPPIES |
Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers |
| YGBK |
You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGBSM |
You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me |
| YGLT |
You’re Gonna Love This |
| YGTBK |
You’ve Got To Be Kidding |
| YGWYPF |
You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM |
You Have Mail |
| YIC |
Yours In Christ |
| YIU |
Yes, I Understand |
| YIWGP |
Yes, I Will Go Private |
| YKW |
You Know What |
| YKWIM |
You Know What I Mean |
| YM |
Your Mother |
| YMAK |
You May Already Know |
| YMMV |
Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK |
You Never Know |
| YOYO |
You’re On Your Own |
| YR |
Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC |
You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YS |
You Stinker |
| YSAN |
You’re Such A Nerd |
| YSIC |
Why Should I Care? |
| YSK |
You Should Know |
| YSYD |
Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTB |
You’re The Best |
| YTRNW |
Yeah That’s Right, Now What? |
| YTTT |
You Telling The Truth |
| YUPPIES |
Young Urban Professionals |
| YW |
You’re Welcome |
| YWIA |
You’re Welcome In Advance |
| YY4U |
Too Wise For You |
| YYSSW |
Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| zerg |
To gang up on someone |
| ZMG |
Oh My God |
| ZZZ |
Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
